April 1st

National bring bread to school day
Bring bread to school on April 1st and eat it during your gym period in honor of April fools day

Hey it’s April fools bring bread
April 1st is the day you bring bread to school and eat it during your gym period

by Whyamihereirdk March 31, 2022

April 3rd

tell your crush how you feel about her/him :)

Hey, it’s April 3rd so I’ve been thinking about you and I was wondering if you could be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

by boltyz April 3, 2022

April 15

The day the furry was born

Someone:hey todays April 15

Furry: April 15 is when I was born!

by Hi loser April 3, 2022

April 4th

National kiss ya girl day. Cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! And make sure you give her a big hug too.

Bf: *gives gf a kiss on the cheek/head*
Gf: “What was that for?”
Bf: “It’s April 4th”
Gf: “Ohhhhh!”

by Julia.Yates@1211 April 3, 2022

April 3rd

National slap your bestie day.

Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you

by your granpappy. April 3, 2022

april 6

april 6 is the day u can punch the best u hate the most.
its national punch the bitch day!!!
now go punch that bitch

its april 6 ima punch u bitch! fuck u!

by i.hate.everyone.. April 6, 2022

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022