Old Milwaukee Syndrome

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"

John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."

by olsongt October 21, 2009

old number 7

Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label.

"And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn."
-"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers

by Andy Hall March 27, 2005

Old Forge, PA

an extremely small, but awesome, town in Pennsylvania that barely made the map; the only establishments are pizza places; it is the Pizza Capital of the World; driving around is the fun thing to do; everyone knows where Eckerd & Pear Tree are; you run to T-Hill for cigarettes or gas; some people have Turkey Hill Ice Cream, this town has Turkey Hill itself, which sells the ice cream; everyone in Old Forge knows everyone else; it's just like the Cheers bar, except it's a town.

I'm from the town of Old Forge, PA, and I when I drive by my friends, I meet them at Pear Tree.

by I am a true Old Forger October 19, 2005

Old School Gamers

People who play The One True Game the Original Dungeons & Dragons in the real authentic old school way. Old School Gamers do not play any inferior games.

Old School Gamers know that video games are a lot less fun to play, than The One True Game.

by Dragonsfoot Member Since 2002 July 12, 2016

New Old Fashion

A blowjob, oral sex.

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.

by revbjeff December 28, 2010

Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.

"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."

by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012

Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009