In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.
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Dumbass kuffar: fuck Al-Hayat Media Center, that shit is gay
*goes to Bataclan*
Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music
Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*
*goes to Bataclan*
Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music
Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*
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Get the Asu Al Shu mug.It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).
“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”
“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”
“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”
“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”
“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”
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Get the Al-Zutt mug.People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.
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