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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
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Fake hair

Hair that is fake
Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂
by AF.no May 29, 2018
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Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
by Come Jar January 21, 2023
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pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.
1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.
by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007
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Hair pinned

When someone wears a hair pin on there hat to represent that they smoke marijuana. Hair pins are often used to clean pieces and help roll.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
by KFin September 23, 2007
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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.
aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.
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