Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020

Top Cakes

Everyone is using the word cakes to describe a nice booty so why are the boobs called cakes too. Like cup cakes. So to differentiate between the booty and boobs, I call the boobs ‘Top Cakes’

Man, baby got some nice top cakes.

by Slim5000g August 21, 2021

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion

We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

by mark1965 August 13, 2010

top of the mourning

when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021

Top Bobbins

Top bobbins is a ye olde English saying that means when something is well proper good

I is I am top bobbins I am

You is not too bobbins you am

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 5, 2021