turtle awkward

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
by christina_jessica August 02, 2008
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Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 11, 2019
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Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes
by TheDeadskull777 September 09, 2020
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[turtle waxer]

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
by nick clementseee January 29, 2009
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Tiger Turtle

A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.
THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!
by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 04, 2011
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hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
by Jr Uing/VM April 17, 2014
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Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
by Woodi101 November 21, 2010
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