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raw noodle

having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.
person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.
by devils playground May 24, 2010
mugGet the raw noodlemug.

snoodle my noodle

by DaddyTryHard January 30, 2019
mugGet the snoodle my noodlemug.

Noodle Reload

When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama
"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"
by rarararamen May 16, 2016
mugGet the Noodle Reloadmug.

Noodled

1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.

2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle
1. HA! You just got noodled!
by Deadliestman619 March 3, 2021
mugGet the Noodledmug.

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
mugGet the noodle felchingmug.

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce
by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021
mugGet the Amish noodlesmug.

noodle man

by noodleman13344 January 2, 2021
mugGet the noodle manmug.

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