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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
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Jordan Russ

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Jordan

This is the person who will make you feel the most wanted you’ve ever felt. He’s the person who gives you the millions of butterflies. He’s the person who you walk a certain way just to get a glimpse.He’ll sweep you off your feet out of no where. You can always run to him with any problem you have.You can tell him your deepest darkest secrets and have no problem doing it.Jordan will make you the happiest you’ve ever felt.You instantly become happy any time you know you’re going to see him. You just cling to jordan. No matter how annoying you are or how much you get on his nerves, he will always be there for you. He pulls you in with the best love there is.The place you are truly happiest is in his arms.Jordan will make you feel a way you have never ever felt before.He has you caught so much, the only thing you ever do when you’re not with him is wish you were. Jordan makes a home for you. If home isn’t a place,it’s a person, and that person is Jordan. When things get rough, they get rough.Jordan is the most stubborn person there ever was.He will ignore you and rage at you. Just know he doesn’t mean it. Once he calms down it’s all okay. He realizes the situation and the wrong.Although this is hard i’d deal with it just for Jordan.I never want to be with anyone else in this world. All i’ll ever want is Jordan. He makes you feel like no one ever has. You’d never be the same if you were to ever loose him. Take care of Jordan. Don’t ever let go because you’ll forever need him.
you’ll always be my number 1, Jordan.
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Jordan

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jordan king

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017
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sono Jordan

by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022
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