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banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
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Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014
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banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.
that banana dog is after me!
by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005
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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
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Jana Banana

beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
by Molls has problems December 2, 2020
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banana jump

a silly silly ability where a checkers piece jumps in an odd angle.
by blakeiris January 8, 2012
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banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel May 21, 2011
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Banana Babez

Someone who loves cool people. She also loves to shuffle and loves Anubhav
She is an emotionally gifted person and loves to play the violin
OMG THATS A BANANA BABEZ SHE IS SO SWEET AND NICE. I LOVE HER.
by Asedomaniac February 28, 2022
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