dog man

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Dog Man
Dog Man: Unleashed
Dog Man: A Tale Of Two Kitties
Dog Man: And Cat Kid
Dog Man: Lord Of The FLEAS
Dog Man: Brawl Of The Wild
Dog Man: For Whom The Ball Rolls
Dog Man: Fetch-22
Dog Man: Grime And Punishment
Dog Man: Mothering Heights

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

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old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

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Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.

- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!

by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

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