Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.
by Cottonsince85 March 31, 2010
Get the Colbert pick-me-upmug. Only the most real swag up in a real nigguhs droop. nah mean? Yo mosquito head lookin ass nigguh. Only real nigguh shit swag.. Tampa mafuckas know wat it do!!! who you be nukkuh!!??
pretty boy swag swaggin balls stacy the gravity bong Little Caesars pizza Newport cigarettes white power weed lucy in the sky with diamonds Langley swagga up in dih bih
by sir langs June 5, 2011
Get the swagga up in dih bihmug. when the boys find a ganga to bukkake and one of the lads shouts "pack her up boys" it signals to the others to blow their load simultaneously
by earrapingxebra June 17, 2015
Get the pack her up boysmug. to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
by KatNat March 17, 2009
Get the happy morning wake upmug. 1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006
Get the up the ol' dirt roadmug. by Carloneedstogethisballsup February 21, 2009
Get the Get your balls upmug. by Faggdom June 27, 2016
Get the nigger me up the assmug.