Diamond the doggo

A mutt dog that lives in Meigunyah Back Road. And loves tummy rubs

Person: LOOK AT THIS DOG

Other person: IT LOOKS LIKE

Person: What?
Other person: It LooKs Like
Person: Looks like what?
Other person: diamond the doggo

by TheArnavNath October 11, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

festival of dogs

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."

"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."

by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020

dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

Bust a Doge

When you pull out too late and have to pay to abort.

Damn Daniel! Did you bust a doge with that girl you took home from the bar last month? - Moon pied with extra filling.

by Wokonfire February 1, 2021

Feng Shui Doge

Feng Shui Doge is a very epik gamer who is cleansed and should be admin in BBB.

That man's in Feng Shui, he cleansed. Feng Shui Doge is the owner of Feng Shui.

by Feng Shui Doge March 25, 2021