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Get the The milk man mug.The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
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Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
by middavidson August 9, 2022
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A guy tells a girl "Du lukker bare bøtten man"
And then tells her "It means you are very beatiful in danish
And then tells her "It means you are very beatiful in danish
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