Two man

Its Domm Makaaylieee Jacoobbb and Mackaylaaaa

The two man

by urmanisminebitch January 8, 2024

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018

ricotta man

panicking and tripping over oneself in a conversation

you're a bit like a ricotta man, so if i wanter i could make you spin like a motherfucker right now

by gaburierus January 29, 2024

Man hoe

Someone mainly a dude who dates girls or guys a lot. Many people they’ve dated before you. Some times dates multiple people at once which is a Cheater. Christan

Wow he’s such a man hoe.

by Cindsagram March 6, 2019

your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018