Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
by Froggo boi January 22, 2022
by Storm_15 March 29, 2018
by Gustard25 January 23, 2022
the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.
“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
by bellamalfoyuh December 12, 2020
That guy that passively aggressively tells you you can buy your own drinks while seemlessy attracts women to pay for his, all the while he bangs the local milfs out side of stage west on a Thursday night..
by Gladiator497 March 1, 2022