The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
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Get the a communication error has occurred mug.A definitive condition in which a Garry's Mod Half-Life 2 Roleplay server shows behavior of one of the following, whether it be by intention of server administrators or not:
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
"Hey man, where are all the players at? It's uptime and I'm at the biggest part of the city!"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
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