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Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023
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Kool Aid Man

He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'
by the flavor aid man July 21, 2018
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Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!
Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Fuck a burly man day.

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.
"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."
by AcroGaming April 3, 2024
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Savage man

Savage man is a man thats savages. And usually is a man that has bearded dragon traits.
Person 1: See that man over there.
Person 2: Yea thats just a savage man.
by Bye.jama October 30, 2020
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man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man
BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof
by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

1 Man 1 Screwdriver was a video of a guy putting a screwdriver on his penis. it is very weird and disturbing
Don’t watch 1 man 1 screwdriver!

Person: Omg I should’ve not been curious.
by ExplainVid12 June 6, 2023
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