wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum

I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings

by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017

PB and Wank

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.

"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.

Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020

stank wank

An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.

Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.

by Antonymys April 21, 2014

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016