A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
by Communism Buddha November 24, 2021
Get the Jordan Quoc Vanmug. Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle
"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022
Get the Rip Van Winklin'mug. by maxwellEQ December 5, 2016
Get the Van Baalmug. by SweetSuit December 4, 2016
Get the North Vanmug. The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.
Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Mimi’s Vanmug. An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways
by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024
Get the Erik Van Akenmug.