Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
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Get the Dusty Unicorn mug.by Yaassssa May 29, 2018
Get the unicorn glue mug.Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020
Get the Double unicorn mug.An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
by Curious Alien June 12, 2022
Get the Unicorn Bee mug.A woman who is sexually attracted to both men and women (e.g. bisexual/pansexual) AND is willing to join couples for a threesome. (the three of them have sex.)
Named after a mythical creature because they're said to be rare
Named after a mythical creature because they're said to be rare
by wflowercrown August 20, 2024
Get the Unicorn mug.An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
Get the alpha unicorn mug.What is a unicorn developer? A so-called “unicorn developer” is typically a highly experienced specialist with a rare or broad skill set. Yet, the term often causes confusion. Some argue that full-stack engineers are unicorns too.
Dude, the unicorn developer in your team farted out the most elegant code ever. Made my work stuff look like dog shit.
by Alerticus Manystein July 20, 2022
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