Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018
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ur mum gae lol

Something that someone in the presents of a bunch of memers will sub-consciously type into their search bar while thinking of something else while their parents are in the room.

You may laugh when you hear this, cry because your mother divorced your father because she's gay or angry because you hear this from the zoomers on the bus.
mum and dad: *mumble* *mumble*
me: I wonder what they are saying...
the search bar: ur mum gae lol
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Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 18, 2022
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Ur mom gæ lol

Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito
Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today

Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*
by Cum_inmy.ass October 02, 2020
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ur mom supe gaye

downright the greatest insult ever devised by retarded 12 year old children in playgrounds and in chat.
Billy: hey my dude how you been
Bob: Ur mom supe gaye

*Ground starts to crack*
Billy: WHat HavE YoU DoNE?
Billy:* fucking explodes*
by Gaye=Boi April 24, 2018
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i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
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Ur nanny like fanny

Ur nanny like fanny is the worst insult in the universe being it describes a extended “family” member that you know or pay for maintenance,
Callan: Hey James
James: Yeah Calla

Callan: Ur family lgbt
James: Ur nanny like fanny
Callan disappears from existence to explore the dimensions, surfing from life form to life form, never to be seen again.
by Big Bobba March 26, 2018
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