penis tuna

penis inserted in tuna

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna

by Tooraa January 3, 2019

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday

A video some Cunt made

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday is a video of some trash boys playing overwatch

by Fuck you mate March 1, 2019

Sweet tuna

Sweet tuna can be used to replace such phrases like

No worries

No problem

Yea for sure

Nat and mot were out bush and Nat asked mot

What he thought of the serenity

Mot replies " it's bloody sweet tuna mate"

by Dave the drover September 1, 2019

wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

Wild Tuna

A large man that would need to be weighed like a large wild fish off the fishing boat.

“Look at the size of that guy, he is a wild tuna”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021