Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.

My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.

by Badmilk October 1, 2020

bad tom

This is what SANESSS gives you when you find him. Be careful for his extreme mental retardation and his theme song, MOGOLOVONIO.

Heheh... You already know me, kiddo. It's me... SANESSS!!!! Do you wanna have a bad TOM!!!???

by Yendks September 14, 2018

Tom nook

A fatass capitalist racoon that puts you in deep debt without your permission.

Tom nook is a fucking capitalist bitch.

by Tomnookisacapatalistpig February 26, 2022

Tom Meredith

In a death core band and very good. He is sick. He has lost the game!!

facebook tom meredith

by kazzy bitch g June 30, 2010

Tom palmer

Normally a dopey little rat who can’t handle his drugs however when you get to know him he’s funny even though he has a gay laugh

Tom Palmer greened on a .5

by Mason cumming November 5, 2019

Tom Papallo

Someone that relies on a subway wage to get through life.
Uses a vape to act cool when everyone knows that he is not.

Tom Papallo Needs help

by Noodle :) August 31, 2018