fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

Fish Head

Someone who has a memory like a fish.

R: Man, you are such a fish head!
Matevž: Wait a second, do we know each other?

by ruirui_D May 26, 2019

Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.

Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem

by Jack McCarthdog June 4, 2019

Lung Fish

a fish with lungs, this fish cant breathe underwater but breathes above water filling its lungs mounted in the tail fin

yo dude that lung fish is breathing over there

by Llama_galama August 23, 2019

fish bae

When you got a fish fetish

Undyne

BRO he gots him a fish BAE

by Adam DeezNutz September 13, 2019

fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.

Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!

by RooCvo September 21, 2019

Matvei Fishes

The one and only, sexier than all, blond as hell and sooo beautiful, matvei fishes usually surrounds himself with sea salt and watches anime 25 hours a day 29 days a week, 4000 days a month and 5 million months a year. He can be found in a salty pond or within bigfoot

Man, I wish I was Matvei Fishes

by HackedByPolishBoy September 29, 2019