Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.

Last year we had a soft-box christmas.

by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023

Pop soft

Toronto-slang for "leave the premises".

This club is terrible. Let's pop soft

by Kramer252 February 28, 2022

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

Soft

Marley blake of bhs. And young creigery .

Hey look rass its k***** ...dont cry u soft.

by Pactoid June 24, 2019

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Soft

A Benson-ism

Verb
To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.

James "softed" Sam's arm to calm her down and help her fall asleep

by SammiBlove May 22, 2018

Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010