fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate
by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017
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skank fishing

When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
My buddy went skank fishing last week and returned home with a big mess of crabs.
by redPooka April 07, 2013
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fish and squiggles

"We ran out of pizza"

"That's ok we have fish and squiggles"
by charlie the dog February 05, 2010
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Fish guys

A guy that you will usually see wearing a “bass pro shop hat

They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Fish guys often are defined by“Why the hell is he shirtless holding a fish
by meeeemerrrr February 05, 2022
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fish fingies

when you need to ask your manager for fish fingers
Mr. Manager, can you please buy us fish fingies?
Sure! My ever so hard working employee!
by DinosOnTrees August 17, 2022
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mute fish

a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.
Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.
by AlgebraSucks March 09, 2010
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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020
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