Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!

by The Riqo April 6, 2011

halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.

Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

fine as shit

You are a certified dime piece. As The Dream says "Shorty is a 10"

Bae you look fine as shit wit that dress on

by Doc_Player419 December 1, 2014

revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

by Douglas S November 23, 2006