crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

by Paybacks August 19, 2003

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011

crack stamp

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011

Crack-dutch

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.

crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch

by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004

crack-smoker

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

crack head

someone who is very stupid or does silly things

Look at that crack head over there.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003