Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

Spider-Man

You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.

I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me

by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022

Spider

SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH

"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"

by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 February 28, 2015

mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her

mom spider

by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024

going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 15, 2017

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016