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Reverse fossilisation

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009
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reverse ayman

When you give someone a titty twister while they lay down on their back watching episodes of Martin on their iPhone
"Hey what's going bro" *pats friend on the chest*

"Ouch! Don't touch my chest it's sore. That asshole Abe gave me a reverse Ayman earlier"

San Diego thank you cleveland steamer
by WavyyBabyy January 29, 2017
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Reverse iceberg

A turd which is 90% out of the water.
A: "I just did a reverse iceberg."
B: "Urgh, you look at your shit?"
A: "I couldn't help it, I was practically sitting on it."
by Dr Poo November 19, 2011
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Reverse Dumpling

When someone sits on the toilet backwards and takes a shit but leaves remnants in the toilet when they are done.
Geez, I went in to use the bathroom but it looks like Troy took a reverse dumpling and left some shit in the bowl
by the dude 69 March 22, 2011
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Reverse Eclaire

When you lay out a big long turd, then cum on top of it.

The effect is like the opposite of an eclaire. White on the outside, brown on the inside.
Dude, this chick was into some freaky shit. She wanted me to reverse eclaire on her. Shit was weird.
by Chugins January 26, 2019
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reverse shit

Man Alex gave Kat the reverse shit last night
by Anonymous1111111775539 June 13, 2017
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Reverse birth

Hey sexy why dont you slip in to something more comfortable for this reverse birth.
by Boxcar1996 November 22, 2018
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