Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 23, 2024
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nice big clap

nice big clap
by Debskelly1985 April 08, 2023
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Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.
Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"
by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022
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Jap Clap

A "superbug" (resistant to all antibiotics currently used to fight the sexually transmitted disease) strain of gonorrhea discovered in Japan called H401.
Be careful in the Japanese red light district; all the girls have Jap Clap.
by JappyClapper July 31, 2011
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clap happy pussy ass trick

a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way
Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.
by aromabinger February 09, 2024
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Camel Clap

Noun: When a woman farts but it travels up the front and makes an audible noise.
by Gingamesh March 06, 2024
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