poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,

poo lord da best guy heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018

poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure

2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"

by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017

Poo storm

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below

Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game

by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

Rhysis poo

A person that gives you lots of pictures of themself and is called Rhys that you would 10/10 do if you where male 🫶

My Rhysis poo is so hot

by Sumo_wastaken November 13, 2022

poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

by Raven__ June 14, 2016