Peanut Head

A stupid/dense person

That guy is a peanut head for not obeying the traffic lights

by Japan ball nauttp NATHDTC December 14, 2022

Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!

Karen your son is such a “peanut”

by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020

Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it

“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night”

by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022

Peanut

When you pee and nut at the same time.

I peanut in him/her.

by litmigi January 16, 2022

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017