Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 04, 2022

cost peanuts

To cost something a really small amount of money.

It would cost peanuts for US to defeat the Russia.

by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy March 23, 2011

Peanut butter falcon

The act of putting your penis in the jar of peanut butter and acting like it is a falcon.

Hey Jenna I pull off a pretty good peanut butter falcon

by fueitbakr April 13, 2024