My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
Get the Hot Crossed Schnitzelmug. by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021
Get the Leave His legs crossedmug. Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Get the Cross countrymug. The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
Get the Cross Country Toesmug. A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015
Get the apple crossingmug. by keiejwj February 4, 2023
Get the goth cross ownermug. by alwayscryinglolsies October 16, 2022
Get the Arms Crossedmug.