Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.

Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.

"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"

by Jim Keats October 9, 2014

goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011