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Austin reed ward

Austin reed ward is such a men
by rye-rye :) January 1, 2024
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AUSTIN

He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.
God damnit Austin, why are you so amazing.

Ohhhhhh Austin...
by GZJ November 24, 2021
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Austin

Stupid dumb nigger fart. Blonde bitch with no life he eats ass for a living. Bro literally will never get pussy
Bro watch out is that dumbass nigger austin what a fucktard
by Vorentaz May 1, 2022
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Austin

Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe
Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe
by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024
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Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019
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Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
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Austin

One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
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