It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 25, 2021

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc February 17, 2016

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

Straighter than a line

A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality

Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!

*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

Hit More Than Your Necklace

Something a gay faggot named Cam made up in his song.

When I clap these 40’s it go HIT MORE THAN YOUR NECKLACE!!!!!

by The President of Words April 29, 2020