Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

stops

the action of something stopping

The car stops.

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

stop and chat

As seen in Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, it is where someone begins speaking to someone they vaguely know while in a line as a means to get behind that person in the line and get ahead in line with that person.

Leon pulled a stop and chat, but people saw right through it and pushed him to the back of the line.

by ReagansGhost76 March 20, 2020

Stop Sign Texter

A word(s) refering to someone who is on their phone texting at a stop sign usually someone who takes about 20 seconds to start moving after a car passes or the light goes green.

"Man do I hate those stop sign texters taking a damn long time."

by Admin abuse December 26, 2015

can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you

Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying

by ilomoilo April 7, 2019

blitz stop

A really quick run to a store for forgotten supplies, especially for a party.

People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.

by tyankou September 17, 2016

aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024