Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017
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squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
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squirrel

Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.
by reynoldswrap27alex April 27, 2011
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Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel
Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
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Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.
Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.
by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020
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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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