Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

by Jafloofly March 9, 2018

Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Šperling

Šperling Is the Czech slang definition of god. Almost everyone in Czech Republic says it when they are talking about god.

Oh man i want to meet Šperling when i come to heaven

by TheLastThread26 August 24, 2018

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Spermnami

Spermnami:
When a male hasn’t had sex with his partner for weeks and finally does, the build up on ejaculation causing a catastrophic tidal wave.

Barry had been working away for three weeks. On his return he was so pleased to see his missus his Spermnami damaged the upper floors of the house and she went through the window into the garden.

by Clothears October 1, 2018

Spermanny

GAy retard nigga minecrafter

you a nigga like spermanny

by ProffesionalKillerOfNIggers October 24, 2018