silent moment

when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.

Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!

Other guys: yeah!!!!!

Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!

*silent moment*

from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie

Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?

Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.

*silent moment*

by drider August 1, 2010

SillyJacking

The Act of stealing ones sillyband(s).

(n) The sillyjacker cam and went quietly.

(v) Bob sillyjacked my rainbow pony sillyband!

The principal banned silybands because of the recent sillyjacking incidents.

by SilentSillyJacker October 21, 2010

Silicone Shiner

When struck upon with a silicone object to the eye region.

Did you see that? Adam recieved a silicone shiner from that stripper with her 40 dd.

by snowline twins October 6, 2011

Silver Purse

Someone who is "tight with money" or a "cautious spender". He/she doesn't part with their money easily. This person (usually a female) may spend money on a quality item that is viewed to be worth the price. The term Silver Purse is thought to be English or Scottish origin.

There's no way she'll buy us a round of drinks, she has the silver purse.

by The Missing Urban Legend December 27, 2011

Silenced Fart

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.

"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"

by The Duncster August 2, 2012

silk cape

Flatulence trapped in your clothing that escapes as you walk. Also known as the "foggy linger."

K: Stew just put a silk cape over every table in the bar!
L: His flatulence is extremely impressive. Look at it go!

by jenyfur September 9, 2012

silver-handed

Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.

Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.

Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"

Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"

Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."

by Rocketbeard November 24, 2013