honeymoon salad

A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!

What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!

by LateNightLover January 5, 2018

fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong

Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor

by Cokegod May 1, 2018

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018

Snoop Salad

Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush

Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one

by stale cheerio May 28, 2018

stink salad

A. Dish consisting of cucumber, onion, tomato and Italian dressing

B. Lady parts that have an unpleasant aroma

Went on a date last night, she had stink salad

by Heggzilla May 9, 2018

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018