Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

Salty

Having an unpleasant disposition , demeanor or vibe, often abrasive ,unfriendly and or unamused.

Helen never smiles and always looks like a salty bitch.

by Hotep Helen February 4, 2019

The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.

Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea

by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023

salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019

Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.

"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."

by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022

Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021