On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023
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by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023
Get the Quiver in the river mug.When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024
Get the Indiana river boat mug.A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”
by AtlBased April 25, 2024
Get the River boy mug.A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
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