expensive pussy

A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.

Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020

chapel pussy

a catholic altar boy

The priest was about to tear off a piece of chapel pussy when the deacon interrupted him.

Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday

by papa jayro May 29, 2010

sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD

Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.

by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014

Pussy Vibe

When watching someone or something else doing sexual activity and getting a tingle in your vagina, makes you want to masterbate!
"THE GIRL BONER"

Tayler: Did you see that movie with that one girl getting fingered on a rollercoaster?!

Jessie: Oh no?

Tayler: Well it gave me a pussy vibe.

by Cameron Marsenolll January 30, 2010

Pussy Slave

A person who remains in a relationship, despite being constantly whipped (i.e. letting their texts be read at the will of their owner), only for the sake of having sex frequently.

Juan: Did you hear about Cameron’s girl? She walks all over him.

Nick: Why would he stay with her then?
Juan: They fuck almost daily.

Nick: He is such a pussy slave.

by Anne Crank May 14, 2018

pussy is god

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)

“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY

by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

pussy rot

Pussy Rot is when you become to tired or lazy to accomplish anything.

"I better shower before pussy rot sets in."

by richie rahgk December 2, 2018