by sdizZLe March 19, 2005

A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub
Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.
If there is any confusion, please contact Brak at thebrakisthemanonadultswim@cartoonnetwork.com
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub
Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.
If there is any confusion, please contact Brak at thebrakisthemanonadultswim@cartoonnetwork.com
by Preston Campbell July 16, 2008

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.
Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.
by BongHeadDude July 17, 2011

The act in which the man while having sex with the female (any position) randomly pulls out of her vagina ties her up, the male then ties a pillow case around his head as a bandana and then grabs her throat and begins to fuck her as hard as he possible could while screaming out random pirate commands. After about 20 minutes of hardore fucking and parate quptes he then standover her as a capinmorgan pose with her purse in her hand and pillages through it while she is bound.
"Oh the chick from the club last night? I had to give her the pirates passion."
She looks like she needs my pirates passion.
She looks like she needs my pirates passion.
by Matti-Ali June 10, 2009

The act of recieving head, but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then you proceed to pull out some of her pubes, throw them on her face, and then kick her in the shins, thus making her hobble around on one leg whilst screaming aggg. She will without doubt be angry, thus making her an angry pirate.
by Fast Pirate May 1, 2005

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
by JohnSilver January 26, 2013

by Fatt Scott April 4, 2012
