A pick me is someone who always crave attention, a d will go above and beyond to have it. Usually by acting over the top and being cringy.
by Kyumi January 14, 2023
Get the Pick memug. Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024
Get the Phantom Pick Syndromemug. Tasty right? if you have ever done this and ate it after thats compleatly normal if your 0-2 years old
by slayamazingqueenatpurryas January 5, 2023
Get the Picking nosemug. The girl that's always trying to beat everyone at everything when it's not a competition. She was the girl that answered the phone for the teacher, did attendance, and would shame the class for not paying attention. Now shes the girl that thinks every guy is into her and gets mad when they regret her.
"Omg why is he not into me isnt everyone like i'm pretty I have a nice personality but he wants that basic girl"
"Karla stop being such a pick me"
"Karla stop being such a pick me"
by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021
Get the Pick Memug. The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.
John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!
by The informative one May 1, 2014
Get the gorilla pickingmug. If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable
you picked the wrong house fool
you picked the wrong house fool
by anonymous February 16, 2022
Get the you picked the wrong house foolmug. someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
Get the pick me ass billionairemug.