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lyrical period

the period of time between when an artist's album comes out to when the concert is in which you learn all of the lyrics to the songs.
friend1: ready for the concert dood?!
friend2: almost, i'm still in my lyrical period!

efractory period 

The period after intense esex or sexting when interest in esex or sexting has dwindled to near nothing. Akin to the physiological even of a refractory period, which is the human male's inability to acquire and maintain an erection for a period of time after orgasm.
After sexting with that hot bitch for a couple of hours last night i hit my efractory period, I had to give that shit a break.

career period 

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.
Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.
After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

living period to period 

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.
Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.
"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."

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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!
e-period by Nariema June 27, 2014