Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Paper Hoe

An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.

"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"

"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"

by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Paper tiger

Vladimir Putin, a president of Russia, who during 3 years have been wasting millions of men and trillions of dollars of Russian economy on a war with a country that is 28 times smaller than Russia, and still hasn’t got any significant success. Instead, his war industry and the state of russian economy has degraded drastically, while all his political goals have become farther than they were before Putin initiated the invading war. Naming Putin a paper tiger reflects how all the scary image Russia had before appears to be ungrounded, even more so with every next day.

Trump to Putin: "I said to him, 'You know, you don’t look good. You’re four years fighting a war that should have taken a week. Are you a paper tiger?'"

by RamenGirl October 3, 2025

Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.

by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

paper clip

A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world

by journytou February 17, 2020