pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.

by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

Cheese Pants

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

Stinky Pants

Larry Wayne Smith

Wooooooooweeeeeee look at Stinky Pants! Larry is funky today.

by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020